What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck.

Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels!

What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
A sandwitch!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.

What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?
It sinks to the bottom.

What fish is most valuable?
A goldfish.

Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?
They have their own scales!

What do two oceans do when they meet?
Nothing, they just wave!

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!

Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!

What day do fish hate?
Fry-day!